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rPhone

• Musicbox
• Phone
• Toothbrush
• Technology

This device has never been seen by the Federal Communications Commission as they were all down to the pub on the Friday we popped round to show it to them. Contact your carrier to request that they carry rPhone. Do it in a funny voice. This device is not, and may not be, offered for sale or lease, or sold or leased, until someone offers Captain Drew his own television show called "Matlock in Space". Or maybe a pony. He knows all about lowered expectations. All copyright holders material used without permission, as we be pirates... of satire.

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