Are you bored with life? Do your friends have all the fun? Are you feeling “left out” of all o’ them awesome standoffs with the Navies of your own homeworld? Well Jim m’lad, shake off them blues and sign up for Captain Drew’s new seminar series “Hijacking Ships and Taking Hostages for Fun and Profit”, coming to your town soon!
Famed space pirate Captain Drew and his esteemed colleagues (giants in their own right) will share valuable tips and time-tested techniques of acquiring previously-owned ships and leveraging their former crews for financial gain. Why stay stuck in the same backwaters you’ve been plying for years when you could really step out there and make a name for yourself?
In this lecture series you will learn:
“Shopping 101 : Finding a Ship to Suit Your Hijacking Needs”
Ships are like haypenny wenches; they’re cheap, they come in different sizes, they’re in terrible disrepair, they leak more than a bit, and some smell worse than others. More to the point, not every ship you run into is going to be Continue Reading
Hats off to our special pal Arthur (aka “Sexybeast”) just uploaded his video of PiratePalooza™ 2008 and OH ChowderMama is it a doozy!
Featuring samples of new music by Captain Dan and his Scurvy Crew (click here for more on Captain Dan’s music) and an eight minute runtime, you’re bound to see a few of your favorite pirate pals scrapin’ around the James Joyce Irish Pub. Try to name as many as you can!!
UPDATE!!
The files are beginning to flow in now. Keep an eye tuned to this site for even more photos and videos as they arrive. Check out the ultra-keen slideshow over on our Flickr pool or else browse the pool manually. Thanks go to all of you Photo Pirates for your wonderful shots from this year’s PiratePalooza™ – you’ve made us look far better than we actually do in real life!! Now we can relive the fun all over again and share the experience with those who were unable to attend.
Did you snap a photo or two at this year’s PiratePalooza™??
Perhaps a bit of video for YouTube?
If so, we’d love to see your shots… send us a link! Those photographers among you who are already members of our Flickr Group called “PiratePalooza” are encouraged to upload your photos and add them to the group as soon as the effects of Saturday night’s Palooza wear off.
As we’re likely to have a good number of pirates come to this year’s Palooza concert, parking will be at a premium. Plan ahead by studying the interactive Google Maps satellite view of the area around the James Joyce and, as always, consider autocarriage-pooling, with your Designated Driver at the helm. This gathering of the pirates demands you to consider the safety of the land lubbers what are not drinking barrels of rum and singing of booty under far away skies. If you have experience with parking around this location please post a comment to help out your fellow rogues!!
We’re pleased to announce that the popular Atlanta-based burlesque troop Syrens of the South will make a special pirate-style appearance during the finale of this year’s Pirate Music Concert, scheduled to run from 6pm to 10pm at the James Joyce Irish Pub in Avondale Estates. We certainly hope that the Syrens legendary love of seamen will show through in this special appearance!!
Have you ever been to “that thing” what happens over in Decatarrrr every Septembarrr? That thing with the seafaring entrepreneurs and the pubs and the crawling and the concerts? You know, the birthday for the space pirate what be known around these parts as Captain Drew? Did you really like it all that much? Really?? Do you really feel that it be necessary to do it one more time? Do you really? Enough to send the Captain a picture of yourself running topless across a beach like Pamela Anderson (boobies v.1.0)?? That’s what I thought. Still, if any of this be making ANY sense to you…. then you might ought to hold Septembarrr the 20th open on your schedule. That’s: SEPTEMBARRRR the 20th!!!!! (mind that you keep it to yourselves unless you wants a load of scurvy lubbers to show up and gawp at you).
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