14 Jun 2008
The Little Brown What Would Not Flush
As a right amount of furious clamor from prior postings have determined: most of you Earth lubbers seem well abashed of the art of Captain Drew’s pirate planet, namely Poop Poetry. As such, I shall be hiding the bulk of my latest treasure beneath the cut. So, if you be not sure that you’ve an ear for the high art of the space pirates, take in just a sample of this latest masterpiece. If you love it, click on through for the rest. Me? I be flush with success.
The Little Brown What Would Not Flush
a pram by Captain Drew
I have a poop which will not flush
no matter what I do
It peers at me from ‘neath the ledge
whatever shall I do?
I flush
it goes
I turn around
it pops back Continue Reading

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