In 6 days the streets of Decatarrrr, Georgia, will run red with rum and beer (and maybe a little sweet tea) as the Sixth Annual Official PiratePalooza Pubcrawl & Pubsing pulls into harbor! Come and join Captain Drew and his motley band of pirate pals on Saturday, Septembarrrr the 18th as they bear down upon the unsuspecting pubs of Decatarrr and face down the ghost of the town’s namesake : Commodore Stephen Decatarrrr. Keep a weather eye turned to our pubcrawl tab and follow Captain Drew on Twitarrrr for more information! {our apologies about this update, our computarrrr’s rrrrrrrrr key is a litle sticky. With BLOOD!!! (kool-aid, actually)}
Whilst on vacation in the glades of Florida our pal Jack “Jumpstreet” Sparrow took the time to record a very nice travelogue about his itinerary. So. Do you think he’s looking a little paunchy? Yeah? Yeah. Us too, but we didn’t say anything about it at the time. You know. Umm…. yeah… video after the cut! Continue Reading
Is Captain Drew working on bringing the Android operating system to the next version of his fabled rPhone? Tipsters have pointed us to this intriguing video of a video game featuring Captain Drew battling his arch enemies, the Cardboard Troopers. Let us know if you hear of anything else!
While interest in piracy has skyrocketed in the last five years, the traditional pirate challenge game “Salt Slug Foot” was nearly lost to history until marine archaeologists working at the Walter Elias Marine Conservatory in Beaufort, South Carolina, raised the remains of what is believed to be the dreaded pirate ship “Farquand’s Glory” and rediscovered the original rules for the game. Though the ship contained no treasure, and much of the iron hardware had rusted away, a series of carvings was found in what is believed to have been the crew quarters belowdecks.
Shown above is a marine archaeologist’s recreation of the original art, which depicted a shaker of salt, a slug, and a foot. (Note: this is an illustration of the original artwork, not a photo of the actual carving, which was deemed too Continue Reading
I know, I know, I should be pouring all of me energy into the preparation for this year’s PiratePalooza™ on Septembarrrrr the 20th, but I had some Peppoid Caffeine Steaks at dinner and simply cannot nod off. Instead, I’ve been pacing the cabin of me ship (spaceship, remember I be a space pirate) and I just can’t get this idea out of me mind and had to share it with all you scurvy net crawlers straightaway!! So, like, have you ever thought about having ANOTHER Pirate themed day, what be called: Smell Like a Pirate Day??? Huh?? What do you think? Yess!!?? No? YESSS!!!?? Maybe I needs to stand up and walk away from this blinky box of lights for awhile, by thunder!! (In the meantime, I suggest you visit Ol’ Chumbucket and Cap’n Slappy’s website for International Talk Like a Pirate Day… tell ‘em Captain Drew sent you!!)™
Have you ever been to “that thing” what happens over in Decatarrrr every Septembarrr? That thing with the seafaring entrepreneurs and the pubs and the crawling and the concerts? You know, the birthday for the space pirate what be known around these parts as Captain Drew? Did you really like it all that much? Really?? Do you really feel that it be necessary to do it one more time? Do you really? Enough to send the Captain a picture of yourself running topless across a beach like Pamela Anderson (boobies v.1.0)?? That’s what I thought. Still, if any of this be making ANY sense to you…. then you might ought to hold Septembarrr the 20th open on your schedule. That’s: SEPTEMBARRRR the 20th!!!!! (mind that you keep it to yourselves unless you wants a load of scurvy lubbers to show up and gawp at you).
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