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BREAKING NEWS – Captain Drew is holding a press conference at PiratePalooza’s corporate headquarters where he will apparently be revealing plans for a hostile takeover of the Georgia Renaissance Festival. Updates provided below in real time, just hit refresh to follow along…

7:25PM
They’re playing Coldplay over the loudspeaker system… large crowd of people… everyone seems to be Continue Reading

Do you sometimes be wondering “What be Captain Drew doing right now?” Well! Wonder no more me digital hearties, just give your boxes of blinky lights a hard turn to the right and cruise on over to the Official PiratePalooza™ Twittarrrr straight from the confused mind of the galaxy’s favorite space pirate! From derring-do to making poo, toss this space pirate in your pocket for some rollicking good times!

Thunder!! You could have knocked your old Captain down with a feather when a sexy, leggy lass tossed him a note tonight to let him know that Facebook.com now speaks proper English… pirate English that is. Tis sure and true enough! If you didn’t already know, clamber aboard your Facebook account, scroll all the way down to the Continue Reading

We would have you give a bloodthirsty cheer of thanks to our sponsor for this year’s PiratePalooza, Onyx Consulting!! Onyx is Atlanta’s Premier Mac & Windows Repair, Service and Consulting Provider and recently opened a second location in Decatur, site of our 4th annual PiratePalooza pubcrawl. Coincidence or Fate? Whichever it may be, you should be warned that the scurvy crew of Onyx provide a dazzling array of professional, multi-platform IT services and are an “Apple Authorized Service Center Plus” as well as an “Apple Authorized Reseller” (dealer). The Captain buys all of his boxes of blinky lights from Onyx, who often repair them after a particularly vicious battle with Mr. Google. Lubbers from all over town are talking about Onyx Consulting, from data recovery to network installation to making sure that your pretty little Mac or PC is working properly, call upon Onyx Consulting today… tell them Captain Drew sent you!!

Look alive you sorry dogs, the seas are high and the Palooza is calling! It be only 10 days before we invade Decatarrrr and there be much to be done ahead of the invasion… like getting our T-shirts! This year we’ll be treatin’ ourselves to a fyne chocolate brown shirt to commemorate the glory that is PiratePalooza™. Prices will be announced just as soon as we know how much the shirts will cost us, and the shirts will be available on the day of the Palooza and also via PayPal, with UPS shipping. If you’ve missed a shirt from a previous year drop a line and we’ll check to see if there are any left (note: the very popular 2006 shirt with glow-in-the-dark ink is SOLD OUT in men’s XL size… heck, I only got ONE of them!!).™